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Heather wrote:
Eeuuww!!! You Yanks eat the strangest things!! And I thought Haggis was horrible......lol. Ever stomp on a tomato worm (cutworm).......gross. YESS!!!!! EWWWEWEWEWEHEE!!!! GEEEZZ I hate those gross, disgusting, hidious, grotesque, (did I leave anything really icky out?) things. They chatter their fangs at you...and rear all up on their left over 14 legs all like "I'm the big cheese around this here bush..lady." I look 'em square in the eye and get their full attention. Then smile very big and say...NOT!! Then smack 'em off the bush and step on them. Then I look down at the pulp in the dirt (I *reeeeally* step on 'em) and say "Wot...cat got yer tongue?" (I mean...I don't know if they *have* a tongue. But, if they do..you know....anyway). They are truly fanny-ugly things. They're all geen inside and out. Which reminds me...has anyone ever broken a Gumby? Is it true that he is green all the way through??? Heather "Jan Il" wrote in message ... Noel Paton wrote: Lobster 'n Seltzer - now that's a dish I've never had to suffer! Oysters, OTOH ( Or sauted Seaworms. ?? Heh....I learned very quickly to tell the difference between those and bean sprouts. 1. Place a metal bowl of suspect bean sprouts in a bed of ice, and a heat lamp 6 inches away. If the bean sprouts begin to migrate in the direction of the heat lamp....pass. 2. Worms don't have eyes. Bean sprouts have a small dark spot on the one end that looks like an eye. So I hold them each up and look them in the one eye to make sure they are bean sprouts. Never mind what the people behind you say. They're eating sheep brains, what do they know. 3. Ask the waiter to eat one first. 4. If you place them in the hot sun and they shirvel up...never mind. 5. If you step on one and it's really squishy.......don't look. 6. Make a note not to eat anything with bean sprouts when you dine out. 7. Never read your Fortune Cookie right after you eat egg rolls. 8. Never order spaghetti at a seafood restaurant. Jan "Jan Il" wrote in message ... Heather wrote: Thank you, Jan!! I did take the time this afternoon to check out Google and I am not quite sure which one I will go after first g Probably Noel!! Seeing as he reacted first to this..... Talk to you later. Have to learn how to cook all over again!! (I wouldn't say that if I were you, Noel!! Big trouble!!) Great! I'll keep the seltzer bottle handy and watch the e-mails so I can catch the smoking ones as they come through...vbg Jan Figgs 8-)) "Noel Paton" wrote in message ... Tattle-tale!g -- Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x) Nil Carborundum Illegitemi http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm Please read http://dts-l.org/goodpost.htm on how to post messages to NG's or http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/f.../Mar27pmvp.asp "Jan Il" wrote in message ... Hey Heather! You're back! How was the trip? Flash me a line when you get a chance. I'm anxious to hear all about the history stuff and decor. g btw..you were purely missed. You'll *have" to go back over the threads you've missed when you get a chance. And let me know when you do...I wanna watch the fun. vbg Jan |
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I do wish you lot wouldn't have these great conversation at night when I'm
not around, I'm missing all the fun or are you'll trying to tell me something lol Joan Jan Il wrote: Noel Paton wrote: Tattle-tale!g W'll hey....I didn't say anything. I mean....I just wanted her to be sure to not miss any of the great fun that has happened in her absence....you know...all kinds of just fun stuff..... and such.....like. See ???? VBWG |
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Joan Archer wrote:
I do wish you lot wouldn't have these great conversation at night when I'm not around, I'm missing all the fun or are you'll trying to tell me something lol Not at all! I've waitng for you t jump in here somewhere! VBG Jan Jan Il wrote: Noel Paton wrote: Tattle-tale!g W'll hey....I didn't say anything. I mean....I just wanted her to be sure to not miss any of the great fun that has happened in her absence....you know...all kinds of just fun stuff..... and such.....like. See ???? VBWG |
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lol Trouble is Jan by the time I logged on this morning the thread was
quite long and I was laughing so much I didn't know where to jump in or who to answer g Joan Jan Il wrote: Not at all! I've waitng for you t jump in here somewhere! VBG Jan |
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Joan Archer wrote:
lol Trouble is Jan by the time I logged on this morning the thread was quite long and I was laughing so much I didn't know where to jump in or who to answer g LOL! Just grab a spot and hop in. What can I say...it was Friday! vbg Jan Jan Il wrote: Not at all! I've waitng for you t jump in here somewhere! VBG Jan |
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....and now it's Sunday - and I'm going to bed.
G'night all!! -- Noel Paton (MS-MVP 2002-2004, Win9x) Nil Carborundum Illegitemi http://www.btinternet.com/~winnoel/millsrpch.htm Please read http://dts-l.org/goodpost.htm on how to post messages to NG's or http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/f.../Mar27pmvp.asp "Jan Il" wrote in message ... LOL! Just grab a spot and hop in. What can I say...it was Friday! vbg Jan |
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Noel Paton wrote:
...and now it's Sunday - and I'm going to bed. G'night all!! Sheesh...what a party pooper. Oh well...'k.......it's best to get all the beauty sleep you can. ;-)) G'nite...... "Jan Il" wrote in message ... LOL! Just grab a spot and hop in. What can I say...it was Friday! vbg Jan |
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lol
Joan Jan Il wrote: Sheesh...what a party pooper. Oh well...'k.......it's best to get all the beauty sleep you can. ;-)) |
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