Is there a BUTTON in Windows ...

[RJK]

.... that will:-
error check all my drives,
defragment them,
search out duplicate files,
and delete all unnecessary files,
....including clearing TIF....
uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort of
clairvoyance algorithm !)
....make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
...make all my fans much quieter....
....run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
...and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?

regards, Richard

[Carey Frisch [MVP]]

No.

--
Carey Frisch
Microsoft MVP
Windows XP - Shell/User

Be Smart! Protect Your PC!
http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/protect/default.aspx

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"RJK" wrote:

| ... that will:-
| error check all my drives,
| defragment them,
| search out duplicate files,
| and delete all unnecessary files,
| ...including clearing TIF....
| uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort of
| clairvoyance algorithm !)
| ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
| ..make all my fans much quieter....
| ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
| ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
|
| regards, Richard

[PA Bear]

Yes. It's called the 'any' key.

RJK wrote:
> ... that will:-
> error check all my drives,
> defragment them,
> search out duplicate files,
> and delete all unnecessary files,
> ...including clearing TIF....
> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
> of clairvoyance algorithm !)
> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> ..make all my fans much quieter....
> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
> ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
>
> regards, Richard

[RJK]

THAT'S DISAPPOINTING !

regards, Richard


"Carey Frisch [MVP]" > wrote in message
...
> No.
>
> --
> Carey Frisch
> Microsoft MVP
> Windows XP - Shell/User
>
> Be Smart! Protect Your PC!
> http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/protect/default.aspx
>
> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> "RJK" wrote:
>
> | ... that will:-
> | error check all my drives,
> | defragment them,
> | search out duplicate files,
> | and delete all unnecessary files,
> | ...including clearing TIF....
> | uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
> of
> | clairvoyance algorithm !)
> | ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> | ..make all my fans much quieter....
> | ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that
> out...
> | ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
> |
> | regards, Richard
>

[RJK]

WHERE IS IT ?????????????????????? ...tell me NOW !!!!!

regards, Richard


"PA Bear" > wrote in message
...
> Yes. It's called the 'any' key.
>
> RJK wrote:
>> ... that will:-
>> error check all my drives,
>> defragment them,
>> search out duplicate files,
>> and delete all unnecessary files,
>> ...including clearing TIF....
>> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
>> of clairvoyance algorithm !)
>> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
>> ..make all my fans much quieter....
>> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
>> ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
>>
>> regards, Richard

[James A. Smith]

No,
It's a Linux CD.

just kidding


--
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"RJK" > wrote in message
...
> ... that will:-
> error check all my drives,
> defragment them,
> search out duplicate files,
> and delete all unnecessary files,
> ...including clearing TIF....
> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
> of
> clairvoyance algorithm !)
> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> ..make all my fans much quieter....
> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
> ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
>
> regards, Richard
>
>
>

[Richard Urban]

It's called a secretary!

--

Regards:

Richard Urban

aka Crusty (-: Old B@stard :-)


"RJK" > wrote in message
...
> ... that will:-
> error check all my drives,
> defragment them,
> search out duplicate files,
> and delete all unnecessary files,
> ...including clearing TIF....
> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
> of
> clairvoyance algorithm !)
> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> ..make all my fans much quieter....
> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
> ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
>
> regards, Richard
>
>
>

[Ron Bogart]

In ,
RJK > did some thinking and came up with these words:
> ... that will:-
> error check all my drives,
> defragment them,
> search out duplicate files,
> and delete all unnecessary files,
> ...including clearing TIF....
> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some
> sort of clairvoyance algorithm !)
> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> ..make all my fans much quieter....
> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that
> out... ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my
> machine !?
> regards, Richard

Sure - if you want to upgrade to Windows Dream Version 2025. 8^)

--
Ron Bogart {} ô¿ô¬
Associate Expert
Expert Zone - www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/expertzone
"Life is what happens while we are making other plans."

[PCR]

I have learned to love my TIFs! Leave them out of it, RJK!

--
Thanks or Good Luck,
There may be humor in this post, and,
Naturally, you will not sue,
should things get worse after this,
PCR

"RJK" > wrote in message
...
| ... that will:-
| error check all my drives,
| defragment them,
| search out duplicate files,
| and delete all unnecessary files,
| ...including clearing TIF....
| uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some
sort of
| clairvoyance algorithm !)
| ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
| ..make all my fans much quieter....
| ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that
out...
| ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
|
| regards, Richard
|
|
|

[Richard G. Harper]

Yes. It's on the front of the PC, usually has a circle on it with a line
vertically bisecting the top of the arc. Press this button once and your
computer (and you!) will be blissfully silent.

--
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* PLEASE post all messages and replies in the newsgroups
* for the benefit of all. Private mail is usually not replied to.
* My website, such as it is ... http://rgharper.mvps.org/
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"RJK" > wrote in message
...
> ... that will:-
> error check all my drives,
> defragment them,
> search out duplicate files,
> and delete all unnecessary files,
> ...including clearing TIF....
> uninstall programs that I'm never going to use again ...(using some sort
> of
> clairvoyance algorithm !)
> ...make all dust in my system box vanish without trace,
> ..make all my fans much quieter....
> ...run a full virus and spy/mal/scum-ware check, and sort all that out...
> ..and have a cup of coffee ready for me when I return to my machine !?
>
> regards, Richard
>
>
>